Here are a few things that piss me off and/or irritate me
*Other people that drive: just because you drive slow doesn't make it safe.
*"Free" radio: God damn, I thought talk radio was supposed to be on the AM stations. Either way, you don't even play good music anymore. I'm forced to listen to freaking weird music anymore because at the very least, it's really interesting.
*Rap.
*My boss: she's not mean. She doesn't smell. She just annoys the hell out of me. Her voice sounds like a broken vacuum cleaner and she's ridiculously nervous about everything. Get laid or something.
*Death metal.
*MySpace: I could make a better website than that poorly coded shit-sandwich of a layout.
*Bad "pop" music.
*Bands that say they play pop music, when they're not even famous in the first place.
*Radio stations with bad frequencies, bad speakers, horrible TV channel reception, basically anything that bothers me.
*TV: 500 channels of complete bullshit. No one tries to be creative anymore, they just do what's good enough for the money they really don't deserve.
*Country: move to Japan or something.
*Food that tastes bad: shame on you. How can you truly be healthy if you taste like the corn that crawls out of my ass?
*Hip-hop and R&B: you suck now. Really bad.
*Professional athletes: in no way, shape, or form should they be getting paid 1/10 of the money they get paid. They deserve maybe $50,000/year with benefits.
*Rap, hip-hop, crappy pop, and R&B artists shouldn't be paid anymore than rock artists.
*Rap.
*New bands: all your music is too complicated, your vocal lines are unmemorable, you overdub entirely too much, and you're all a bunch of fakes. Well, at least that makes me feel better.
*People that get everyone's attention, acting like their cool by talking loudly and making jackasses out of themselves: you're all uninteresting people. Please die.
*Snow: don't come back. Ever.
*Telemarketers: if I say I'm not interested, just STFU and say goodbye!
*Credit cards: I need more.
*My dad: I try so hard to love you. Maybe if you weren't drunk all the time I could. Too much do I find myself wishing for your death.
*Friends that don't have time to say hi every now and then: damn, I know you're my best friend and everything, but I know what it's like to be busy too. Even if other things are more important to me than my friends (which their not), I have 15 seconds to just call and tell you I care, and I would at least answer your calls or call you back. Damn it, that would make me feel so much better.
*People that treat other people badly, for no reason: you are why the world is full of assholes. You are assholes and you create assholes misunderstood because of your supreme assholeness. Yes, assholes are contagious.
*Countries, leaders, anyone else like that: you're all doing a horrible job. And yes, I am starting to figure out how they could do better, in case anyone was wondering "Well, what would you do then?". In any case, I need to become more educated about it anyway.
There's probably way more, but I'm done for now. I'll add more later, because I'm easily irritated.
So, um, what pisses you guys off?
*Other people that drive: just because you drive slow doesn't make it safe.
*"Free" radio: God damn, I thought talk radio was supposed to be on the AM stations. Either way, you don't even play good music anymore. I'm forced to listen to freaking weird music anymore because at the very least, it's really interesting.
*Rap.
*My boss: she's not mean. She doesn't smell. She just annoys the hell out of me. Her voice sounds like a broken vacuum cleaner and she's ridiculously nervous about everything. Get laid or something.
*Death metal.
*MySpace: I could make a better website than that poorly coded shit-sandwich of a layout.
*Bad "pop" music.
*Bands that say they play pop music, when they're not even famous in the first place.
*Radio stations with bad frequencies, bad speakers, horrible TV channel reception, basically anything that bothers me.
*TV: 500 channels of complete bullshit. No one tries to be creative anymore, they just do what's good enough for the money they really don't deserve.
*Country: move to Japan or something.
*Food that tastes bad: shame on you. How can you truly be healthy if you taste like the corn that crawls out of my ass?
*Hip-hop and R&B: you suck now. Really bad.
*Professional athletes: in no way, shape, or form should they be getting paid 1/10 of the money they get paid. They deserve maybe $50,000/year with benefits.
*Rap, hip-hop, crappy pop, and R&B artists shouldn't be paid anymore than rock artists.
*Rap.
*New bands: all your music is too complicated, your vocal lines are unmemorable, you overdub entirely too much, and you're all a bunch of fakes. Well, at least that makes me feel better.
*People that get everyone's attention, acting like their cool by talking loudly and making jackasses out of themselves: you're all uninteresting people. Please die.
*Snow: don't come back. Ever.
*Telemarketers: if I say I'm not interested, just STFU and say goodbye!
*Credit cards: I need more.
*My dad: I try so hard to love you. Maybe if you weren't drunk all the time I could. Too much do I find myself wishing for your death.
*Friends that don't have time to say hi every now and then: damn, I know you're my best friend and everything, but I know what it's like to be busy too. Even if other things are more important to me than my friends (which their not), I have 15 seconds to just call and tell you I care, and I would at least answer your calls or call you back. Damn it, that would make me feel so much better.
*People that treat other people badly, for no reason: you are why the world is full of assholes. You are assholes and you create assholes misunderstood because of your supreme assholeness. Yes, assholes are contagious.
*Countries, leaders, anyone else like that: you're all doing a horrible job. And yes, I am starting to figure out how they could do better, in case anyone was wondering "Well, what would you do then?". In any case, I need to become more educated about it anyway.
There's probably way more, but I'm done for now. I'll add more later, because I'm easily irritated.
So, um, what pisses you guys off?