I'm "Vertically Challenged."

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Commander78

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Normal height here in Utah is pretty tall :\. Lol. I'm assuming it's gonna be around 6'2''. Utah is interesting, but it's pretty annoying going out with KingOfPanic with the conservative mormon community. Well, meh.
 
When I read this thread title I thought I would have to give you the advice of "Just take some Viagra."

I'm 5'7'' and there is nothing wrong with it.

Your problem: Can't get things from high places.

Gods solution: A stool you dumbass. :tongue:
 
Oh, well there is your problem; you're living in Utah! Move out-of-state, and you'll feel better! Haha, no really, I'm 5' 8'' (just barely, though), and I often feel short. What I do, is that I feel better about myself, or try to, and I feel taller. That has worked for me for the past 2 years. Some days I feel short, and some days I feel tall. It just depends on my mood for the day! But, I might just be crazy, because I actually see a difference in my metaphorical height. I don't feel tall or short, it actually seems like I am from my perspective. :confused:

You're fine. Drink milk, do exercise which involves your knees/legs, and you'll get an extra inch or two in a year or so.
 
I'm 5' 8', so kinda short. However, I'm taller than both my parents and my sister, and my 19 year old girlfriend is 5' even. So I don't feel like I'm too bad off :-p
 
Yeah? Well I'm 5'11"! I PWNZ YOUZ!!! But seriously, that sucks. How old are you? Cause if you still have one or two years you'll probably grow to be like 5'8" or 5'9". Not so bad.
 
While I'm not the tallest, I am 6'2 1/4'' and 283 pounds, so most vehicles and other things are not accessible for the Funny One. Being slightly tall and fucking humongous does pose a problem to finding clothes. Oh, and try to find a size 15 shoe. FUCK SHORT AND SKINNY PEOPLE. AHHHHH
 
:rofl:

I live near a shoe warehouse chain that has up to size 18. My problem is finding a pair in dark colors that's wide enough for my feet, but not too long.
 
I wear size 13 or 14 depending on the cut of the sneaker. Of course, triple E. I've given up looking for sneakers that look good, I settle for what fits.
I usually have more luck Sports Authority.
 
I'm about 5'8" and I almost never feel short. I mean, sure, my best friend is 6'2", but I came up with a simple solution. I just date a chick that's a shitload shorter than me. And, when you're dating a chick that's 4'11", your dick just looks so big in her hands.
 
Yeah I'm 5'3" ish...I'm not exactly sure it might be 2 1/2 but i just say 3 to feel better. The thing about getting things from high places is there's alot of ways to over come that.

A) a chair
B) a taller person's help
C) tip toe
D) hide the shit under you bed...

When I was even shorter my dickhead older brother used to hide some of the snacks in the only pantry I couldnt get to above the fridge...so I pissed the mother fucker off by climbing on the fucking counter, standing up to get them, then eating all of them or hiding them in my room and putting the wrappers back in the pantry...
 
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