I'm "Vertically Challenged."

Know what's sad? I'm the shortest out of 15 grandchildren, even though 6 of them are younger then me. All of my aunts and uncles are over 5'6, and I've got a cousin who's pushing 7'. The shortest, excluding me, would be my mom and she's 5'4. All my friends are at least 6 inches taller then me. A former friend of mine is 5'10 and she's a quarter Japanese too.

I'm told I'm adorable though because I "have such a sweet smile". I just wish my legs weren't so long. I've got a 32" inseam.
 
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