I'm "Vertically Challenged."

[emotions]

FuckFuckFuckFuck. I hate being short. I'm 5'6'', which is not as short as some, but still, I can't reach the top shelves in my cabinets. My dad and sister like to put things which I use frequently up there so I can't reach them. I just used a pair of tongs to get a glass. Curse these asian genes of mine. I am the second tallest person in my family! Thank god my dad's French-Canadian, maybe there's hope of a top-shelf-reaching future.

 

[Y Knot]

You're like the opposite of unforgiven.

 

[blondie]

LMFAO. This thread, which was already quite humourous, was made even funnier by the fact that you confessed you were Asian. Now, if only there was a picture of yourself behind the wheel of a purple 1997 Ford Windstar blindfolded, I would have voted this thread as "Best Thread for March 2007".

 

[Just Michellee ...]

Get your knees done. It's a painless procedure.

 

[Karma Singh]

You're short.
Shorty.
How does that make you feel?
Just let it all ouuut.
Or you can just bottle it all up.
See if I care.:tongue:

Agreed!

 

[Ellie]

^ ^ ^ Ok, is there a mod seeing this, or should I take the chance to thrash this moron myself?

 

[Hoshi]

Which one?
If you happen to be talking in third person go ahead.
I'll bring the popcorn.

 

[Zaiquiri]

I'm talking about you, and I'm wondering if you've read the rules at all.

 

[diaamondsforeyes]

Well, I'm not asian, but I'm only a little bit under 5'5'', so... I feel ya.

 

[discojoe3]

Nah.
I'm just flying blind here.
I've started to ream em but I heard my BF was posting on here so I thought I'd post.
Is saying anything rude against the rules here?
Because if so it's not as hardcore as it looks.

 

[Kool Aid Addict]

I'm Asian too. My height is normal. 5' 6'' is not thaaaaat short. I've seen people much more shorter. Get over yourself.

 

[Dagger_SA]

Kay
Read the rules
Sorry for whatever demonic wrong I have done
There
I owe you nothing now.

 

[Just a gurl]

This is a message for all the short people...move to Hawaii, you pay out of your ass for rent but you be pretty tall. Plus most of the population is Asian, so you'll fit in better than I do and I was born here. By the way 5'6 is a good height for a girl, at least in my opinion. So don't worry if it gets to bad just move here :thumbsup:

 

[bluepenguin]

By the way
You're taller than my mom
And, like, 1/4 of America.
Durr.

 

[seyton manning]

I hate to be prying, but are you gay?

EDIT: Btw, I'm 6'2", so I have no idea what it feels like to be you, Megalomaniac.