DUDE! I thought I was the only one this happened to. I can, on occasion, eat an entire 2 pound steak. Keep in mind that I am 5-foot-7-inch 110-pound asshole. And, no, my asshole doesn't weigh 110 pounds. On a daily basis, I eat an average of 2 to 4 pounds of meat, 1 pound of vegetables, shitloads of sweets and shitloads of snacks. When we have Banquet pot pies on hand, I eat like four a day. A couple few TV dinners every few hours. Sometimes I cap a night off with a pint or two of beer.
Ask BrackishWater, Smacktard, or Ironeyes. I eat SHITLOADS of fairly hearty food and I can't get fat or gain any weight. When I got hit by a car and shattered my leg, all I did that summer was watch TV, play video games, munch Vicodin, jack off, and eat. I still didn't gain a damn of anything.
All right, I'm done bragging about my metabolism.:tongue: