I'm thinking of painting an inner tube to look like a donut and throwing it out the...

Oh deary dear, no I tried that one already. He has so much blubber that he bounced right back in and bashed a hole through the wall that I then had to waste money to get fixed. *sigh*... I feel so inept trying to find ways to bump off my husband that do not work. Do you think they have a "Snuff Out Your Husband For Dummies* book that we could go halfsies on?
 
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