maybe its because i worked in a supermarket last year, but all my coworkers were dirty spanish immigrants. i failed to sleep with any of them. probably because i am not gay, or something like that. or they werent married. i dunno.
Yep, I'm already convinced that I'm going. My friends will be like "WHAT?! Why are you doing that! You're going straight to hell." And I just say "I know. I've known that for awhile."