I cant tell you how to get out of this, but i can tell you how to go out laughing...in fact, I might actually be able to get you out.
Since you're going to be drinking mad water anyway, drink some red food coloring while you're at it to. mix it with the water, drink it before, after, whaever. just drink a shitload. Go in the bathroom or whatever to piss and start screaming, like someone is stabbing your scrotum and twising a rusty knife into it. Then come out like nothings wrong, red-colored urine in hand.
I did the same exact thing, the doctor looked at it and told me to come back tomorrow for some 'auxiliary tests'.
Since you're going to be drinking mad water anyway, drink some red food coloring while you're at it to. mix it with the water, drink it before, after, whaever. just drink a shitload. Go in the bathroom or whatever to piss and start screaming, like someone is stabbing your scrotum and twising a rusty knife into it. Then come out like nothings wrong, red-colored urine in hand.
I did the same exact thing, the doctor looked at it and told me to come back tomorrow for some 'auxiliary tests'.