I'm sad, any xmas jokes?

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what happened when Santa slipped coming down the chivny?
He fell and broke his neck and was paralyzed. And millions of kids didnt get their presents. And when the two kids in the house came down in the morning they saw him and cried, then he died on the way to hospital and Xmas was cancelled for ever.

There, happy now?
 
Here is one I posted a few days ago.

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjJJxeciXdK_1HiL7Ntf.logBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20081223135236AATN4V9
 
Santa's Pickup Lines:

10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
6. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister!
5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... <wink wink>
4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it.
3. I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?
2. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!
1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
 
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