kristay <3 .
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Some drunk guy at a party once told me about some other drunk guy he knew who moved to Mexico. He imparted to me a few words of wisdom on the topic, which I'll now pass on to you given your desire to head south of the border:
1. NEVER fall asleep outside, or in any establishment without at least one other English-speaking foreigner and a locked door between you and the street. This is a good way to lose your passport and money, or, at worst, your internal organs. I think Kidney con Frijoles is a delicacy down there or something.
2. NEVER drink any liquid that isn't boiled twice, OR at least 40% alcohol by volume. Even the most seasoned lushes I know have trouble with tequila, and we're pretty sure cholera can't handle it either. And remember: If theres a worm in it, it ain't tequila, its mezcal. Cheap mezcal. And you should drink it anyway.
And most important of all:
3. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM TIJUANA. Seriously. If you're entering Mexico from Southern California, DON'T. TJ is no fucking bueno, man.
Well, I guess that about covers it. The exchange rate is excellent, so with enough green the only real necessity you'll want to bring is some Immodium.
Oh, and if you're really serious about this, you're a fucking lunatic.
Bon Voyage!
1. NEVER fall asleep outside, or in any establishment without at least one other English-speaking foreigner and a locked door between you and the street. This is a good way to lose your passport and money, or, at worst, your internal organs. I think Kidney con Frijoles is a delicacy down there or something.
2. NEVER drink any liquid that isn't boiled twice, OR at least 40% alcohol by volume. Even the most seasoned lushes I know have trouble with tequila, and we're pretty sure cholera can't handle it either. And remember: If theres a worm in it, it ain't tequila, its mezcal. Cheap mezcal. And you should drink it anyway.
And most important of all:
3. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM TIJUANA. Seriously. If you're entering Mexico from Southern California, DON'T. TJ is no fucking bueno, man.
Well, I guess that about covers it. The exchange rate is excellent, so with enough green the only real necessity you'll want to bring is some Immodium.
Oh, and if you're really serious about this, you're a fucking lunatic.
Bon Voyage!