Im looking for the best Joke?

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Matt

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Just write a joke and the best Joke gets 10 points. Heres my Joke

One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving around Washington in his limo when he gets an idea.
"Driver? Can I drive for a while?"
"Sure," says the driver. How can you say no to the Pope? So the Pope takes the wheel and starts driving like a maniac all around Washington -- dodging in and out of traffic, going eighty, cutting people off. Soon, a cop pulls him over. But when the Pope rolls down the window, the cop stops dead in his tracks, and goes back to the car.
"We got somebody really important here," he says to his partner.
"Who is it? Is it a senator?"
"No. More important."
"The president?"
"No. More important."
"An ambassador? Who?"
"I don't know. But the Pope is his driver."
 
Why did the plane crash?
because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
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just think about it
 
i liked that lol...i know a pretty stupid one lol....what do u tell the woman with 2 black eyes? nuttin she done been told twice!!!
heres another...this man a preacher decides to skip church one day to go golfing..so he tells his wife hes sick for her 2 take over this sunday...well since he said he was sick...he went to a golf course a few cities away...well he went to hit the ball and God made a gush of air take it all the way...yards and yards away right into the hole...so hole in 1...the angel next 2 God said why did u do that....He said ....who u think hes gonna tell?.....

there was a storm and it flooded a whole city...well ppl were gettin saved left in right and this one man kept prayin for God 2 save him...well a boat came around to pick him up...and he turned the boat down n sayed Gods gonna save me...another boat ...same answer...and another boat same answer...then the man drowns and goes to heaven....the man asked God why didnt u come and save me....God says i sent 3 boats 2 come get you...and u turned them down...
 
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'


Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
 
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