I'm having a crappy day. Can you tell me a joke?

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Sex jokes, Chuck Norris jokes, or normal jokes. NO yo mama jokes. i really like if there's a story behind it. I'm just having a crappy day where nothing is working out for me, can you help?
Oh, um, also, I really don't like videos.
 
there was a brunette, redhead, and a blonde having a party in a barn and they were doing illegal things. the cops came and were about to bust there party so each of the three girls jumped into a sack that was laying around. the cops came in and kicked the first sack that had the brunette. she said "Bark!" so the cops said "There's nothing in this sack except a couple puppies". the cops kicked the second sack that had the redhead who said "Meow!" upon being kicked. the cops said "Theres nothing in this sack but a bunch of kittens". so the cops kicked the last sack that had the blonde who said "Potatoes!"

What three countries did the giant eat???

got turkey
Dipped it in greece...
fried it in japann =]


Who killed Soulja Boy?







YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
 
Chuck Norris peed in a can and humans called it Red Bull. When you have 5 dollars and CN has five dollars Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris can clog a toliet with just pee. Chuck Norris is currently sueing Law&Order for taking the names of his left and right foot. Chuck Norris has a night like not because he is afraid of the dark its because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

One day up in heaven a bunch of nuns were lined up to get in. Greeting them was St. Peter. Peter told all of the nuns that the had to dip the body in Holy Water in any place where a penis touched them. Everyone was going by without diping any part of the body in holy water until two nuns started argueing. St. Peter went up to them and ask,"Sisters, Sisters what seems to be the problem?". One of the Sisters answered," I am not gurgling that water after Sister Claire puts her ass in it!".

Hope you liked them
 
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