I'm gonna string Jerry from DISH up by his ballz!!!

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MeltandFlow

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Where do you get from my previous post anything about likeing telemarketers? My problem with your original post is prejudging by the way he sounds what he is. If you do it with a telemarketer, what do you do with people in real life. Small minded bigots just really piss me off. I'd rather live next to, work with, be friends with anyone but a bigot. Bigots are hate mongers, and in my opinion there is no worse.

While I'm posting, most telemarketers don't work for the company they are calling about. They work for a calling center that was hired to make the calls and sales pitch for them. Even companies as large as Dish. If this type of selling, just like spam, didn't work and wasn't cost effective, it would have died a horrible death long ago. So they don't care people, if your son is trying to eat road kill or not. You probably just gave them something to really laugh about over their coffee break.

If you really want to hurt them, then keep them on the phone longer. I mean really long, an hour, two, more. The longer they spend with you the fewer people they can call and bug. But again, be careful and never say yes. I always just tell them I am on the Do Not Call list and if they call me agian I will see them in court. I then tell them to remove my number from their list.

But be careful spoofing long distance telemarketers. They are trained that the first yes is all it takes for the switch and you will get slammed, crammed and screwed. So, call your phone company and tell them to put every precaution in place, all the pic blocks, etc. So you don't get switched or stuck with charges for stuff you didn't order.

Edit: When keeping them on the phone, a great way to do that is to ask them to hold periodically. Then just lay the phone down and go about your business. If you don't want them to hangup, you will have to pick the phone up occassionally and start to listen to their pitch before asking the to hold again.
 
Good point. Never say yes to anything. They'll take it out of context and send you a years supply of ink cartridges (*cough* or so I've heard *cough* :happysad: ) if they feel like it.
 
I assumed you were pro-intrusive-marketing because you insinuated I'm a bigot. Because I am far from a bigot, I figured you resortted to the catch all bigotry accusation. It's a textbook troll manuever. I don't know how you can conclude I am bigot because of a one-liner hyperbole. It takes a really sick person to shove rodents into their poop-shoots. Likewise, it takes a twisted individual to record this sales pitch message in such an annoying fassion. That is the schtick. If you are that quick to brand someone a bigot for an obsurd statement, then you come accross as extremely prejudice yourself. (Many people call that hypocrisy.)
If you are trying to get a date, you better try a different tactic. I prefer ladies have a sense a humor.
That being said, I agree wasting telemarketers' time is fun. I do it to phonesalesmen, survery takers, repeaded wrong numbers, the works. Unfortunately, it was a recording. That time being wasted was mine.
 
my apologies mastashake. me grandpa has the dishypoo. but has no fuse, i made an assuption that dish just didnt offer fuse. i shall make sure i know what im talking about before i open me outh next timee...

by the way. does anyone remember primestar? it was a pretty good satelite tv service.
 
Fuck telemarketers. 'Would you like us to clean your rug?' 'Lady, I don't have a rug.' Are you interested in a rug?' 'No, I'm not interested.' 'Any particular reason?' 'I NEED A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!' 'Are you interested in a kidney?' 'Why yes... hey wait, does it include the transplantation?' 'Ummm, sure, we'll hire any hobo that is willing to wave a knife around.' 'What?!' 'Are you interested in a marzipan teapot?' And so on.
 
How odd, I was under the impression that there was a law against unsolicited phone calls (telemarketers) in the US, is this true and they just do it anyway, or was someone shitting me?
 
Mehhh. Telemarketers piss me the fuck off. Therefore, I fuck with them. My friend pretends to know them, and the next time they call, I answer and offer them stuff. :) Sounds retarded but its pretty hilarious and fun when you actually do it.:thumbsup:
 
Wow that would suck. About 90% of TV I watch is Fuse. I would hate to lose that channel. SURS, Loaded, No. 1 Countdown, Tattoo Storis all rock. But anyway, Telemarketers suck. Though the best way to get rid of them is to pretend you're having sex while talking. It's really funny.
 
DISH needs to suck my ass, weather is too fuckinbg annoying to deal with when you've gotta watch the big game, a short rain shouldn't stop it. :sad: Also telemarketers need to shut the fuck up. I don't care about the "amazingly cool" peanut their selling.
 
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