I'm going on a bicycle race that involves eating donuts as part of the race!?

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sticker dave

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I get a 5 minute time bonus for every donut I eat. You race 7 miles, stop and eat as many donuts as you can- then race 16 more miles- stop again to eat donuts - then race 7 more miles. Any strategy advice?
 
A lot of people will probably want to eat many donuts, but they will eventually feel bad and have to stop or slow down. Eat only at the last stops (like the last 2) so if you start feeling bad, it will be at the end of the race. Plus most of your energy will be gone by now, so you can replace it with the donuts. When you eat them, drink lots of water and don't eat too many--only what you need.
 
im pretty envious! I know the race you are talking about! Bicycling magazine had an article about it last year i think! Yeah actually! since the race is short, book the first 20ish miles and then once you start feeling tired start eating doughnuts. Remember dougnuts have HUGE amounts of sugar in them that give you instant energy! when you start to feel low and about to die eat some more! maintain a constant rate of energy! dont worry too much about the crash since the race is soo short! eat doughnuts so you will crash after the race! cheers! God bless!
 
Okay I want to do that. It sounds GREAT! Sprint (or go fast) on the first two legs and maybe just grab a doughnut or two on the first stop. At the last stop plant yourself and eat a sh!tload of doughnuts, when you're full go take a dump and eat some more, then stuff them in your mouth like a 2 month starved fat 3rd grader. Then eat one more for each family member you have and one more for me. Then take a hand full of antacids and tums and stuff. Then eat one more doughnut and then two more. And then take a step away turn around and take one (or five) for the road. Then bike, walk, waddle, crawl, roll to the finish line. If you ate enough doughnuts you should not only have the world record for...the race but you should have finished in negative time. Then shout as loud as you can "GO MEEEEEE, YEAH MOTHERF*****S" then puke everywhere, as you see you ate TOO many doughnuts and are now doughnut-drunk. You'll pass out. You'll wake up at home, if you brought friends or wake up in the road (or where the finish is) lying in your day-old doughnut puke. Get your sorry @$$ home and think of what you just did, now think of the fact you just one the race. Get a fist pump in the air going as you think of Tiger Woods winning another PGA Tour. Try to avoid the newspaper that day as there were photographers at the event and they spotted you, as you were doughnut-drunk. Then look forward for the same race next year.

Good Luck!
 
im pretty envious! I know the race you are talking about! Bicycling magazine had an article about it last year i think! Yeah actually! since the race is short, book the first 20ish miles and then once you start feeling tired start eating doughnuts. Remember dougnuts have HUGE amounts of sugar in them that give you instant energy! when you start to feel low and about to die eat some more! maintain a constant rate of energy! dont worry too much about the crash since the race is soo short! eat doughnuts so you will crash after the race! cheers! God bless!
 
Okay I want to do that. It sounds GREAT! Sprint (or go fast) on the first two legs and maybe just grab a doughnut or two on the first stop. At the last stop plant yourself and eat a sh!tload of doughnuts, when you're full go take a dump and eat some more, then stuff them in your mouth like a 2 month starved fat 3rd grader. Then eat one more for each family member you have and one more for me. Then take a hand full of antacids and tums and stuff. Then eat one more doughnut and then two more. And then take a step away turn around and take one (or five) for the road. Then bike, walk, waddle, crawl, roll to the finish line. If you ate enough doughnuts you should not only have the world record for...the race but you should have finished in negative time. Then shout as loud as you can "GO MEEEEEE, YEAH MOTHERF*****S" then puke everywhere, as you see you ate TOO many doughnuts and are now doughnut-drunk. You'll pass out. You'll wake up at home, if you brought friends or wake up in the road (or where the finish is) lying in your day-old doughnut puke. Get your sorry @$$ home and think of what you just did, now think of the fact you just one the race. Get a fist pump in the air going as you think of Tiger Woods winning another PGA Tour. Try to avoid the newspaper that day as there were photographers at the event and they spotted you, as you were doughnut-drunk. Then look forward for the same race next year.

Good Luck!
 
Be sure to hydrate well with plenty of liquids! The sugar or glucose will definitely rise as you pedal---add some bananas to convert all the extra sugar while you ride and AFTER the race RELAX and cool off---
 
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