I'm getting an Iphone for free!!! Yay ME!

[Lissamonster]

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[Cerrulis]

what does pocky have to do with this thread?

 

[pps]

/yourself.....

 

[[rhbe]]

Don't hate cause you're not getting an Iphone for free.

 

[Babee x3]

why would you say that? if you are going to make up shit to insult people, why not say his mom is going to give you the money to eat YOUR ass? i mean, who wants to eat some old lady's asshole to get a fucking iphone?

 

[spc_k]

Fuck man, I'd do that shit for free - her ass tastes like apple pie with whipped cream on top-dusted with a little bit of icing sugar.. Mmmm, MMM!


The iPhone would just be the bonus in the deal...

 

[fishcantswim]

I just calculated everything and I'm going to be getting $700 renewing my 3 family plan contracts.