I'm fucking insane

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misterdude123

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It's true. I'm absolutely fucking insane. I sit in my house holed up all night and I listen to the sounds of babies crying on a cassette tape over and over. Then I eat the tape because I mistake it for a baby. And then when I leave the house, people try to rip off my loincloth, so I growl at them and ask them why they have forsaken the great god of stone.

And I wonder why nobody likes me.
 
I think you should try CD's instead of casettes.

They might taste better and improve your condition.

Also, go outside and get some sun. I know, it might burn for the first 2 months or so, but you'll get used to it.:happysad:
 
I find it hard to believe that you literally eat a cassette.

The entire situation is sickening though, listening to babies wishing you would eat them? You need sun, like Unforgiven said. You also need help, major help like victoria said. You need many things, what you don't need is a baby anywhere near you. :eek:
 
If there's one thing I've learned from this place...

It's not to take anything serious.

Otherwise I'd really believe that Taylor eats babies. He doesn't.

Or does he? Hmm... :ut-oh:
 
lmao...omfg...wtf...

better yet...get your handy little 12 gauge and kill some fuckers

and you can freeze them, then eat them. like the pop tarts
 
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