I'm declaring my bedroom a sovereign state! Who wants to be a member of the nobility?

Ashley

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In the spirit of Robert Ben Madison, who declared his second-floor bedroom as the Kingdom of Talossa in 1979 (kingdomoftalossa.com), I have officially decided to secede from the United States of America, and found the Kingdom of Ashleyopia. As of this moment, I have declared myself Her Most Exhalted and Revered Royal Highness and Nintendo Goddess, Ashley the First.

Ashleyopia's official motto is "all your base are belong to us". Our currency is Chuck E. Cheese tokens. Our official language is Pig Latin. Here is a picture of Ashleyopia's sacred banner: http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo278/Glyph_Bellchime/AshleyopiaFlag.jpg

I am awarding seats of nobility based on whoever answers this question first and vows to uphold the Sacred Law of the Land ("thou shalt eat a pickle at 3:47pm every day").

If you've always wanted to be a duke, duchess, earl, countess, Grand Poohbah, Ashleyopia is the place for you!
 
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