I'm being forced into a trip to Israel but don't want to go

Actually the party scene in Israel (Tel Aviv) is fucking awesome. Tons of hotties and they basically party from 11 pm to 7 am since it's so hot during the day
 
if youre scared to visit jeruselem youre retarded......might as well stop driving while youre at it because you have a better chance of dying in an accident than you do from a hezbollah rocket reaching jeruselem. and tell your mom to get me a job at the UN so i can beat kofi annans ass
 
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