I'm being forced into a trip to Israel but don't want to go

[987654321]

My mother works in Jerusalem for the United Nations so basically, each year we have scheduled 'paid' trips to meet her.

She insists we (my sister and I) go there but with all this whacky shit over there I have bad feelings about heading over.

Im supposed to leave on Aug 18th, same day as snakes on a plane comes out.



Conspiracy?

 

[kid u dont kno]

Just go. At least if you die, you can die with your mom and your sister.

 

[wormwar1]

Dude, just dont go then.

 

[sxmxyogibear]

Maybe the last thought you have before you're hit by a mortar will be "Why the hell did I listen to OT"

 

[Jeremy [Ala]]

fuck Israel

 

[An ESL Student]

maybe you can meet samuel l. jackson

 

[ParkO]

snakes on a plane!

 

[Average American]

well she does work in jerusalem which is pretty far from the border. Thing is with all these talks of blowing planes out of the air and other random possible terrorist shit....


..did i mention im terrified of flying.

sigh

 

[nature walker]

boom

 

[Mr Hot Guy]

fuck Israel

 

[jost*]

.

 

[Sexy Male Stripper L]

mah nigga

 

[Kunmui]

Jerusalem is safe

 

[Skinny Girf]

You're safer flying into Israel than many other parts of the world.


Don't be a pussy.

 

[froggie88]

You're crazy not to go you pussy. Israel has some sick ass party scene and hot girls.

 

[.sk.]

Your mother just bought a new multi - million dollar life insurance policy on you and your sister. She's going to be a very rich lady with no pesky children leaching off her for cash

 

[C F C OF ENGLAND 4-LIFE>>]

last will and testament time.

 

[APBT Gurl]

BTW does your mom live in East Talpiot? I used to tap a lot of UNTSO girls in E Tal they are the easiest skirts in the country.

 

[IHYALEVEL2BlTCHES.]

Just in time for Irans announcement on Aug 22nd

 

[Peatea]

Southern Israel is safe.