Im a lazy piece of shit!

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bluegojoe

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I entered the Navy dep to become a rescue swimmer.
I passed the pst and am not exercising any further than that. Like a total douche, Wich will result in a dor at sar school like a little pussie.
Do any of you people have tips to motivate yourselves to exercise.?
 
Just push. It should mean something to you, especially NOW in your life. If I could do it, you can. For fucks sake. You want to pass right? What the fuck else you got to do in boot? I did crunches off the bed, and push ups all over, I ran all over. Fuck man. There's plenty reason to get in shape. It could save your life. If you care about such things. Because that line of work sorta requires some fitness.
 
Weirdly enough, once you finally start it's easy to keep going. Just lay off the booze for a week to get your drive up, throw out the cancer sticks and get your fat arse on the treadmill and stop whining about it! It's all sweat and blood from there.
 
I find a nice bong or two goes hand in hand with working out. The reefer makes you thirsty, so you're prone to drink more water, which prevents lactic acid production(i.e. sore muscles). That, and when you're baked, you're not just sitting there lifting weights. You've got an individual party in your brain.

Good luck, spanky.
 
option 1: Grab a bible, and go out intot he desert for 2 weeks with no food. This will undoubtably make you holy, and therefore will not need excersize.

option 2: Get a friend (or pet if you have no friends) to motivate you (or force you if you're really bad)

option 3: Make a timetable of what you have to do, e.g. 20 minutes every 3hours (example) you can do it in whateverintervals you want, depending on your standards.
 
I'm motivated to exercise by listening to classic dirty hip-hop performed by Ghostface Killah, Diamond, Xzibit, Royce da 5'9 etc. And also by looking at bodybuilders.
 
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