Im 19 and a virgin.. weird?

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Im 19 and i wana bone soooo much, i watch porn all day nearly, even at the back of lectures on my phone. the problem is im pretty ugly and fat and have bad hair (thinning drastically on top).
Do you think i should just buy the services of a prostitute and ged the deed done? also do prostitutes let you put dog leashs on them? thatd be just swell
 
Get good grades, go to a gym, and in three weeks you won't need the services of a prostitute because all of the women at the gym will want you for your brains and good looks.
 
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