...Basic Training was lame...I have better stories from my Active Duty Time:
I was on APDAPC (AA) while I was in Korea in 95...we had this one sad looking PFC in our group, a real dorkie dude...well he was in the group because his Korean girlfriend that he had extended another year for had broken up with him and married another Soldier a few weeks later, so he got drunk, turned on the water in his bathtub to go to work, passed out and flooded his room...so his Commander put him in the group...well during this time he got another Korean girl friend and she does about the same thing to him (we thought it was funny because most of us in the group did not like Korean Chicks for this exact reason)...our group leader tells us he tried to kill himself by taking a whole bottle of moltrin (what a loser, you can't kill yourself with moltrin)...so they put the dude in the wacky ward at 121...well he was gone for a month and my last day in the group he returned...since it was mine and a few other guys in the groups last day the leader went around the room and asked us if we were going to be social drinkers or were we going to quit...I said, "Shit me and my buddy here are going to get F-ed up tonight..." well we get around the room to the PFC and he tells us our leader thought he should tell us why he tried to kill himself...well he starts a story about his Korean chick leaving him and he went to the Ville and got drunk...he said he blackout (which I have never done and I was a pro) and then he woke up in a hotel romm with a guy having sex (I though he was going to say another woman) but he said, "...with me!" I jumped up out of my seat and said, "Dude! You got cornholded?" What a trick!" We bagan to ask him what happened and why he didn't try to stop the guy, he said he was too drunk,...yea whatever...well as you know we are not really suppose to talk about our classes, but I couldn't help it...mainly because it was kinda funny, and we knew it wasn't a male Soldier who did it because I was kinda messing with this MP Chick at the time (and she said she worked the case and it was a Korean male that did it. Hey who couldn't get a gay Korean off them, even while drunk?) But anyway I told all my buddies...one of my buddies Cookie (who is now a SF CW2) had been drinking Mad Dog that afternoon...we decided to go to the chow hall...well there in line was that dude...Cookie slid up to him (he was from Kentucky so you have to imagine his accent) and looked the guy over and then looked him in the eye and said "Dude I heard you got cornholded!" he said this REALLY LOUD...That was the funniest crap...why was it funny, because we do not think the dude got rapped...we just think he was in the closet and felt bad about letting a Korean tap it...and that is why he tried to kill himself because he was gay...well he tried again after that by jumping out of the 3rd floor window of his barracks...all he did was break his leg and they put him out...I have many more...but this one was probably the funniest...
EDIT: I was in "AA" because I broke a glass over my room dog's head because he told me too (he was from West Virgina) and we had been on a four day pass and been drunk since weds night...it happened on Saturday...if was a funny story too...
