If you smack a pit bull with a newspaper, will it whine?

[AE Neuman]

What if you roll up a National Enquirer to discipline that dog?

And what if you put lipstick on that pit bull? Would it truly whine or would it be faking?
Will it call a lawyer?

 

[Robinson Cruz]

I liked Palin's joke about lipstick and the pit bull. But after she said it all I could think of is what people say when they are trying to cover something up. The say: "Let's put some lipstick on that pig." Then I began wondering if Palin is the lipstick that Steve Schmidt put on the pig that is McCain's candidacy. Kinda makes ya think, doncha know.

 

[babs07]

Do you moan a fake orgasm? Such a stupid question deserved a stupid answer. Of course you do.

 

[Somebody]

Women are good at faking ;-)

Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!!

 

[ANNA]

No but it might shit all over the floor.

 

[Larry A]

It might bite back and then you can have it put away. ;-])

Gonna be interesting.
OBAMA-BIDEN 2008

 

[Anthony C]

I know one thing, I would sure like for her to put the jaw lock on me.