1) Never go inside a building unless its made of concrete and has plenty of high security doors ie; school, hospital, science lab. Zombies will only smash through windows or knock the wall down.
2) Never stand and scream for 10 minutes when you see a zombie approach, or try and run away. simply walk away and pretend you don't notice it.
3) The person who you fancy is proberly going to turn into a zombie, unless you are one of the two main stars
4) Homophobic? don't worry, gays never appear in zombie movies
5) Don't try and warn the local village a plague of zombies is coming, they won't beleive you anyway until its too late. just leave the country if possible.
6) Always carry a broom for self defense
7) Never under any circumstances try and drive. the car you are in will always break down or crash. and sitting in a stationary vechile will result in a zombie suddenly appearing out of nowhere making you and the people watching sh*t themselfes
8) Never ask the camera man for help. they are invinsible to the zombies, and they won't help you. all they are interested in is getting footage.
9) If you are with a group of frienRAB for safty in numbers, never say "we must stick together" or you will all end up splitting up into smaller groups anyway and getting killed. If someone doesn't co-operate just shoot them, they'll proberly be killed anyway.
10) under no circumstances go into any sweet shops, or any shop with a big glass window.
11) try and keep quiet and still, and hidden in zombie zones. (though it will proberly be impossible because someone in your group will wander, chat or scream)
2) Never stand and scream for 10 minutes when you see a zombie approach, or try and run away. simply walk away and pretend you don't notice it.
3) The person who you fancy is proberly going to turn into a zombie, unless you are one of the two main stars
4) Homophobic? don't worry, gays never appear in zombie movies
5) Don't try and warn the local village a plague of zombies is coming, they won't beleive you anyway until its too late. just leave the country if possible.
6) Always carry a broom for self defense
7) Never under any circumstances try and drive. the car you are in will always break down or crash. and sitting in a stationary vechile will result in a zombie suddenly appearing out of nowhere making you and the people watching sh*t themselfes
8) Never ask the camera man for help. they are invinsible to the zombies, and they won't help you. all they are interested in is getting footage.
9) If you are with a group of frienRAB for safty in numbers, never say "we must stick together" or you will all end up splitting up into smaller groups anyway and getting killed. If someone doesn't co-operate just shoot them, they'll proberly be killed anyway.
10) under no circumstances go into any sweet shops, or any shop with a big glass window.
11) try and keep quiet and still, and hidden in zombie zones. (though it will proberly be impossible because someone in your group will wander, chat or scream)
