If you are going to be an Asian girl with diarrhea on a plane...

[Ae Cha Dolphin]

Descent is a hopeless optimist.

When he sees an Asian girl with diarrhea he thinks, "Sweet! Free Lube!"

 

[edff1]

Wow. Just, wow.

 

[Renesmee Cullen♥]

Next time prep yourself for the plane ride and take some Airborn or other immune system booster. Planes are germ infested flying tin cans.

Sorry about your butt.

 

[roman pierce]

I just really can't understand why you guys feel like petting his ego by responding to him talking about his bowel movements.

This is sad.

 

[Melkiha]

Hahahah! You need to post here more often. Seriously.



Stan Marsh may hold the record for the world's biggest crap, but I hold the record for the world's runniest. That was pure water I was shitting yesterday. It looked like watered down Tab.

 

[safia k]

Where do you think Tab comes from or why it tastes so foul?

 

[MG08]

Tab tastes delicious. You must be on crack.

 

[deeps]

Oh really fool?