If you are going to be an Asian girl with diarrhea on a plane...

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SK8R

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At least be pretty so I can have something to gawk at when you run to take a shit. For the love of God.

And you owe me double now because I caught your Diarrhea Virus.

The same goes to you fuckers who just must have your recycled air on a plane. Because I really fucking hate you people. I really do.

Is it really that important to have your sour smelling air? It smells like Tiki Barber's balls after the Super Bowl.

If you are that hot, bring a fan you asshole. Because I'm sick now, most likely because of you.

Be right back, I'm about to reload my Chocolate Shotgun.
 
how the hell do you know what Tiki Barber's balls smell like after the Super Bowl?


No, the air was put there for MY convenience. And I thought you got sick because of the asian chick with diarrhea. Maybe it's because...

you don't know how to fucking chew your food.
 
Is it just me or does it seem like Descent is a lot like Dwight from the Office?

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It's recycled air. Here's how it works:

1. Said average Asian chick breathes, because she is human. Her breath contains a virus that makes hot chocolate in her bowels.

2. Her diarrhea virus spreads throughout the air.

3. Lady next to me turns on the air. Diarrhea virus spreads to me, her, and the gay Asian guy next to me (Great suprise for his boyfriend).

4. I shit out Yoohoo.



That's where you're mistaken. Smart people don't watch football.


God no. He's got the 80's "I haven't seen a pussy yet" geek aviators. Plus, at least five F-16's could land on his forehead.
 
Oh come on man, we all have read about your attraction to Asian Females. We know that you waited outside to insure that you were first to lick the toilet seat. Lets not blame the recycled air.
 
You are aware that ALL of the air in the plane is recycled many times an hour and that someone turning on an air vent does not appreciably increase the likelihood that you'll get any of the airborn ilnesses found in the plane?

Beyond that you are aware aren't you that it is far more likely that you got a stomach bug from something you ate or drank rather than something you inhaled?

Smart people don't pine away for video game characters that went out of style 15 years ago.
 
smart people don't spell diaherria, diarrhea
smart people don't sit around playing video games 24/7 then look a mongol pron, they go find a live chick
you in fact are so dumb i'm just gonna stop speaking in the middle of...../this is where i walk away/
 
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