biblical MAGIC being missed? In Iraq/Afghanistan...
Just think! Here we have a SHOWDOWN
AT HIGH NOON between Christianity and Islam!
So why are we relying on bullets, bombs, tanks, ect.?
All we need, is CHAPLAINS.
A chaplain ought to be able to raise armies of the undead!
A chaplain ought to be able to cause earthquakes!
A chaplain ought to be able to throw lightning bolts!
A chaplain should be INVINCIBLE.
Jesus said that if you have the faith of a mustard seed,
you can do ALL of the above (and more!)
So why do we use soldiers with guns, when a chaplain
could simply send in a horde of undead zombies
or mummies (ideal for the climate!) into, say,
Fallujah to absorb the insurgent's gunfire. The remaining
insurgents (that didn't run) could be blasted by the chaplain's lightning.
And when the mullahs couldn't duplicate the chaplain's magic,
CHRISTIANITY WOULD BE PROVEN.
The muslims would surrender!
SO...
If Christianity's true - why the soldiers?
