If someone gaveyou cookies for your birthday andyou never ate them, would

[Mame]

wow, I think what you should do is binge on the cookies and then purge. You'll feel so much better. WTF did you keep cookies for 2 years for?!

 

[Diva In New York Part I]

If he cheated I would throw the box at him lol

 

[Tublet Cuddle Monster]

you give them back after breaking up? Say the cookies are about 2 years old, but they've been in the freezer and your mom says that they're probably still okay to eat.
Say you saved the cookies because you know voodoo and there are some people who you think should be punished.

 

[chacha]

Moms say a lot of things.

 

[Sir Brick]

If my mother thinks that they're still okay to eat, then she can eat them.
I will not eat them because they remind me of the break up...and they're 2 years old....but I don't think I would keep them for voodoo. I'm too lazy to be superstitious.

 

[Crash Fu™]

Yes, I keep them in clever canopic jars from the Egyptian First Intermediate Period.

Cookies should be stored and returned in Qebehsenuef, the Falcon god of lesser cookies.

 

[Krys]

no don't give em back, that's just stupidly shallow.

 

[Irksome]

I say throw them at him frozen

may i offer you my sling shot?

 

[Ronatnyu]

WoW !!!!!

you are so lucky ....
You get to eat Antique Treats ....

hmmm that rhymes

 

[This Is My Name]

i would throw them away and get a job early in life... you will be working a long time and no amount of voodoo is going to change that

 

[Trix Is My Kryptonite]

Actually... I would hide in his front bushes and wait until he's leaving for work in the morning. Then I'd throw the cookies at the back of his head and run away.

 

[BJ girl is zenful]

I would throw the frozen cookies at his head....

maybe eat a few and make myself vomit on his porch too...

Wow! I seem to be more vengeful than zenful tonight...

 

[Irksome]

I say throw them at him frozen

may i offer you my sling shot?