you didn't do your homework.
When Obama decided to run for President, he planned this recession, just so he could trick those guys into ASKING for money. This was all alongside the plot when he and his mother made secret arrangements to register his birth in Hawaii, when he actually was born in Kenya.
It has all been planned for years. It is all written in some secret book that his grandma has hidden behind the refridgerator in her house in Kenya. Right alongside the letter from Saddam Hussein that starts "dear cousin".
See, I can make stuff up with the best of them.