?Princess?
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I forgot how many weeks pregnant I am. I am such a bad mother 
The father of my baby doesn't know I'm pregnant and he doesn't even know I exist. My babies (they're twins) were conceived by imaginary immaculate conception on independence day (July 4). Ethan volunteered to be their father if their real dad (who happens to be the best football player EVER) doesn't react well to the news of my imaginary pregnancy.
I mean, by weeks, not months.
The father of my baby doesn't know I'm pregnant and he doesn't even know I exist. My babies (they're twins) were conceived by imaginary immaculate conception on independence day (July 4). Ethan volunteered to be their father if their real dad (who happens to be the best football player EVER) doesn't react well to the news of my imaginary pregnancy.
I mean, by weeks, not months.