If Michael Jackson hadn't died, what do you think the headlines would have been?

[Zinger II]

Nancy Pelosi's CAP& TRADE TAX - the Largest tax increase in American history, passes the House without a single congressman even reading it.

OR

California - the LARGEST STATE IN THE UNION, a Liberal Controlled BLUE STATE, goes completely BANKRUPT as of Friday June 26, 2009

The first state in history to do so, but probably not the last.

Oh well, good thing American's have their priorities straight.

Now where's the UPS guy with my Thriller Album I ordered off Amazon?

 

[Dead Celebrities]

I feel 50069678475% worse about Farrah than the dead plastic pedo.

 

[SCE2AUX]

MICHAEL JACKSON ISN'T DEAD: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit

 

[kaptainfelix]

Looks like he died at just the right time for the politicians.... ...i wonder if the autopsy found anything suspect or whether that will be covered up?
Perfect convenient timing

 

[Ralphy]

That's funny, last time I checked, California had a republican Govenor.

Creating your own "facts" again I see.

 

[wendy]

maybe gay ole mike took one for the "BO"