Primordial Soup
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Let's cut through all the crap. Scientists today have no idea how life started. They think it may have started on the earth in a Primordial Soup (TM)... or maybe not. Life may have first formed on another planet or somewhere else in space and then was carried here by an unknown mechanism. Since scientists don't know WHERE life started or HOW life started, then they are far from any theory that could be called scientific. Since many scientists today are repulsed by the idea of a God, particularly the Christian God, creating life, I am here to offer a solution. More than that, I KNOW that this is fact. You see, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (TM) is not a god, he is a supra-intelligent alien life form. He cooked up Primordial Soup (TM) on his home planet, cooked up some life, and then carried it here in his noodly appendage. Now that we know the WHERE and the HOW, we can start to form a scientific theory, which I have named Spaghettiogenesis (TM). This IS a fact. I KNOW it is true.
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RE I know this is supposed to be wit but you should have an understanding of the scientific theory you're making fun of first.
WOW. THIS IS GREAT! Someone who knows how life began. Please tell us HOW and WHERE life first started. List all of your evidence.
Hint- The term "billions of years" is not a magical phrase that makes anything possible. You will need to demonstrate exactly what supposedly happened during that time. That being said, I eagerly await your response.
You should win the Nobel Prize! The first scientist to show how life began! Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE Oh come on! Earth is the "Short bus" for the aliens. They just stop by periodically ad check up on us,
some of us who maybe need to be on a shorter bus, set these visitors up as Omnipotent Gods instead of the Ancestors and hall monitors they really are
I love your scientific theory. It is short on evidence, but not as bad as the currently held "theory". What I like most is that your theory does not require the magical and mystical phrase "billions of years" in order to conjure up life
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RE I know this is supposed to be wit but you should have an understanding of the scientific theory you're making fun of first.
WOW. THIS IS GREAT! Someone who knows how life began. Please tell us HOW and WHERE life first started. List all of your evidence.
Hint- The term "billions of years" is not a magical phrase that makes anything possible. You will need to demonstrate exactly what supposedly happened during that time. That being said, I eagerly await your response.
You should win the Nobel Prize! The first scientist to show how life began! Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE Oh come on! Earth is the "Short bus" for the aliens. They just stop by periodically ad check up on us,
some of us who maybe need to be on a shorter bus, set these visitors up as Omnipotent Gods instead of the Ancestors and hall monitors they really are
I love your scientific theory. It is short on evidence, but not as bad as the currently held "theory". What I like most is that your theory does not require the magical and mystical phrase "billions of years" in order to conjure up life