If I was hitchhiking down a street would you pick me up?

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Edward Cullen™- Dead!

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*sobs* My Volvo got ran over by a forklift.
:-P MY VOLVO's fixed Phuck you peoples !!!! *hugs Lilth*
*growls at Florence* I'm filing a restraining order against you, you are not to come with 20ft, or use any magic powers near my belongings....YOU GOT THAT!!!!
*laughs at Bella*
 
nah, i'd rather hit you since according to horror movies, you people (vampires) like to suck on innocent children and make them drool all over your movies and then have little 8 year old girls chase you and then your a child pedophile. which means i'd run you over
 
Judging by your name and writing style,I would indeed pick you up,drive to the nearest bookstore,steal a copy of Twilight,get some gas from my trunk,get the lighter from my pocket and burn the book laughing over your horrified sobs.
 
No. What I would do is,get a bunch of Harry Potter DVDs and throw them at your face. Then get out my wand,and yell "Avada Kedavra!" and drive away.
 
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