if i was 1 inch tall and u had choices of sitting on me, eating me, or...

[Jim]

...stomping me, wat would u do, or u can? make up something better =)

 

[pchsvioloncello]

I would respect your life and do none of these options.

 

[oh uhm gee]

I would want to squish you with my finger

 

[penguine.soup]

I'd use you as a pin cushion >: D