If I get too close to an evil ravenous man-hating feminist, will she eat me?

[Subcommander Avocado]

I have a few evil ravenous man-hating feminists in my college classes. I wouldn't mind getting to know them, but I fear that if I don't keep my distance, they may try to eat me because I am male. He... he.... hee... help maa maa meeee??... If I get too close to an evil ravenous man-hating feminist, will she eat me?

Thanks, Subcommander Avocado

 

[Anna Kournikova]

No. It will suck your blood out. And manginas will finish off your carcass like a pack of hyenas.

 

[Spiraled Out]

Their hatred for men is much stronger then their love for guacamole....you are screwed