If I flush my half-dead fish down the toilet before he's all the way dead will that

C

cel's giant crabby beaver

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rain down bad joo-joo? on my poor soul??

This fish will NOT freaking die. He's been half dead for about 5 days, and every time I get ready to scoop him out of the tank and give him a burial at sea, he starts swimming around again.

I don't want him to suffer, but I also do not want to give myself any more bad karma than I already have. What are some ways I can get this damn thing to just DIE already!?!?
 
swallow the damn fish. that will give you endless ammo for the bowel movement questions you are so enthralled with. i can't wait to hear how the fish comes out. went in as a goldfish came out like moby dick. stuff like that. oly out
 
oh he will die :(

I had a fish, female, captain jakobi, she did that too, and one day I came home and she wasn't there to great me at the edge of her bowl....I can't continue...

NO FLUSH I beg of you..think of it
 
That's so sad! I hate waiting for a fish to die, but that's what I do. I'd never flush one : ( I read that you can put them in the freezer, and that that's a humane way to hasten their death,I guess in a cup of water, but that didn't sound too humane to me so I've never done that either....I guess he didn't appreciate all the $ you spent on cleaning/remodeling his tank the other day!
 
He's just playing dead, call him rover and put a lil dog house in the tank

If you flush him with your eyes closed you can pretend he's dead, bad joojoo avoided by a technicality
 
Um...I don't believe in Karma.
If you want to find spiritual balance in the disposal of your sick fish then I suggest having a burial at sea service for him next to your toilet.

Dump him in. Say a prayer. Flush him.

He goes back to God and the Earth is revitalized with his sweet little fishy nutrients.

Poor fishy!
 
*shakes a maraca over the fish tank*
*chants magical mystical Hindu chant-like words*
*shimmies and shakes*

I have blessed your 98.03287% dead fish, my dear friend, and all I have to say to this is.... tuna fish casserole tonight with a side of green beans and 2 cold beers to wash it all down.
Amen.

*waves a crucifix over your tank*
*pounds on a Bible and some congo drums*
*cries*
 
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