If I find out....

Addendum: don't try and be clever about the check cashing fee, in hopes that we'll waive it just for you. We've heard it all buddy, and frankly, we don't want you around. Calling us the "Jesse James Bank" isn't going to make us waive that pesky fee for you-guess what dipshit, ALL banks charge that kind of fee. Some even charge as high as eight or ten bucks....and you wanna bitch at me over five? Take it somewhere else.

One great thing about being a teller though, I can tell someone to take their transaction elsewhere, and as long as I was being polite, my manager will back me up.
 
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Since the majority of you are adults, I'm assuming you all know what negative numbers are. They are numbers that are less than zero. If you have them in your account, that is BAD. It means you spent more money than you really have and the bank picked up the tab. We're nice like that....but we will charge ya for it. You don't like the $30+ overdraft fee? Pay some fucking attention to your money, fuckwit. Unlike you, the bank is the last to know about any transactions you make. We find out about transactions when the area of business the transaction occurred at tells us and charges us, which can sometimes take up to several days. Yup, that's right. You could use your fancy little debit card on the fifth, when you have money for it, but if the place you used it at reports it on the tenth, that's when it will show up. And if you don't have the money on the tenth....well then you're shit out of luck, aren't you? Here's a debit card register; use it halfwit. Don't come in here bitching at us lady because you went purchase happy with your debit card AGAIN and spent more than you had. Just because it's not being declined doesn't mean you actually have the money, yanno. I mean....if you have $500 in your account and you spend $700 on various purchases, you will get increasing fees for every purchase that is in the negative. Why? Because we so kindly pay them for you, up to a certain point. It's not us taking the money out of your account, it's you spending more money than you've got, forcing us to pick up the tab, and then having us charge you for it. We can't take money out of your account unless it's a fee or an automatic debit, and even then, the debit must be made with your approval. So don't come in to us with your letter telling you about all the OD fees you incurred, telling us that WE took all that money out of your account. No sugar, that is YOUR money. YOUR ignorant ass spent it all and then some. You don't want to be charged several consecutive overdraft fees? Pay attention to your fucking money. It's not our job to monitor it for you-you're a grown ass fucking woman in her fifties who should know how to do basic subtraction by now. So fucking what you can't make your mortgage payment? It's not our fault and it's not our problem. YOU, with your attitude, is the problem, and don't you DARE give me that "You charged me because I'm black and you're white" bullshit, you goddamn cow. IT WAS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN IGNORANT ASSFUCK WHO THINKS THEY ARE OWED EVERYTHING. Fucking dipshit.
 
My great grandparents had an account at the same bank my grandmother banks at and my dad, uncles, ect....since the 1920's. You can bet that when my grandma says to do things a certain way, it gets done a certain way. Me, I could care less. Although one of the companies I write for is a midwest company that has some tiny little bank nobody has ever heard of and thier checks are neon green and yellow. Try cashing that at a store, even my bank was like, UH...?? LOL. But, I did check and that bank is FDIC insured, the company just likes green and yellow checks. So wierd.

And on the other end of that...seriously, I have worked with the STUPIDEST fucking customers. Guess what..the more money they have, the STUPIDER they are. I'm not sure why that is. The only ones that know what they want to buy and why they want to buy it are the people who have to worry about how they spend their money.
 
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