If God told you to build a Giant Boat on June 3, what would the wood du jour be?

[Douche Bag]

je ne parle pas le francais.

 

[eris1986]

Since today is June 2 I'd say whatever I could lay my hands on. Assuming I felt like listening to my imaginary friend.

 

[geni]

Balsa......with holes in it.

 

[pogmothoingod]

It wouldn't be gopher wood, it's extinct.

Farme la bouche.