If Cartoons Were Real

If Cow & Chicken was real, we would see the faces of their mom and dad.

If Invader Zim was real, he would be captured and sent to Area 51.

If The Snorks were real, I'm sure that thousands (maybe millions) of people would like to be scuba divers in order to dive underwater just to see these fascinating creatures.

If Scooby Doo was real, crime rates would be at an all time low, and some people would try to get Scooby to join the circus, thus renaming him "The Amazing Talking Dog", in order to make money.
 
Cow & Chicken's mom and dad didn't have faces, or even heads; they were just talking torsos with nothing on top.

So if C&C were real, the whole lot of them would shipped off to a freak show and put on display as human oddities.
 
How can you forget Jimmy Neutron and Dib?


I know! Jimmy's an insane lad! Thanks for pwning that damn awful show.

If Scooby-Doo was real, Mystery Inc. would get bored of having the same outcome to every single mystery, and every single member would commit suicide.

Velma: ANOTHER guy in a mask? TO HELL WITH THIS!

*gunshots*
 
Well, that was the setup premise of "Scooby Doo on Zombie Island"---the gang got sick of every monster being just a guy with a mask, and decided to retire out of boredom...
 
If The Flintstones was real, there'd be no such thing as evolution.

If Johnny Bravo was real, he would be placed in jail for life for countless charges of attempted rape.
 
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