If America is so christian, why did Jesus drive a Japanese car?

[martinrcota]

Acts 1:14 states “These all continued with one Accord" I always thought he would have driven a Chrystler
Better trade in value when he returns after 2000 years? They say Honda Accords have the best trade in value.,

 

[Vöt Änårж]

"These" refers to the disciples, not including Jesus.

Jesus was not in the car with them.

Phail.

 

[Smug Alert]

If he'd driven a Chrysler, he would have had to tithe his "cash for clunker" money.

 

[Uncle Thesis]

Ah, Biblical humor.
You can't beat it.

 

[Jeffery]

seriously?? you think your funny? he so would drive a F*cking lambourgini hes fricken jesus! he doesnt drive sh*tty accords

 

[Fireball]

He didnt..

 

[Fireball]

He didnt..