I wish i was drunk or dead

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hbkisdead

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don't mean to start pointless threads here.. aw hell yes i do! i have never wanted to get high/drunk so fucking badly before! i'm freezing, i'm alone at home, can't go anywhere cuz i have to work tomorrow (anywhere worthy to go is too far), and i have this MAD urge for mind altering drugs! i think it's just one of those nights. everything's just kind of clicking in and it's making me pissed as hell! ya know i can't wait until they have some kind of virtual reality internet or something so i can start beating the shit out of someone right now!
i'm pissed beyond repute and the only thing i can rely on to vent that madness right now is a fucking website.
... i could always do homework.. :gun: :mad: ya fuckin right
 
Dead is cool, because you dont' have to wake up. Drunk is cool until you have to wake. Both have drawbacks. I prescribe.

Take two dirty movies and call yourself in the morning.


Dr. Broken

VERRREEEEERERRRERmMmmeERRMMEE.. Fresh D-cells!!!
 
couple things....none of them are good for you...dont do any of these

1. Clean the bathroom with clorox, 409, pinesol....all that shit....no windows open, no doors open....you'll probably die (see broken's post)

2. Resin hits off of your dirtiest pipe

3. pound some nutmeg.....you'll probably throw up and die...but supposedlly if you do enough nutmeg...you'll have an experience similar to shrooms...only you pass out and kill brain cells. (no joke, i forgot what chemical it has but the same hallucinogenic effect)

4. Nyquil....you'll just get tired as hell and fall asleep.....not too much, it has acetaminophen...you'll kill your liver and die.

let this be a lesson...always keep an emergency stash of weed.....show some self control and just leave it in a sock.
 
actually i've done nutmeg before, except you don't smoke it. we found a recipe for a hot drink made with nutmeg and we drank it and it wasn't working so we went to sleep.. when we woke up we were high for the entire fucking day! so one of my friends made a couple stronger jugs full and brought em to a party the day afterwards. it doesn't have the same effect as shrooms, it's more similar to pot, but not exactly like it. it's crazy i tell ya that.
i don't have any pipes, see i'm clever and use other pplz shit and if i buy pot of my own, i smoke it then and there and if i want to save some, i keep it at my friend's house. sometimes she or her brother smokes it but they're good at paying me back. their mom doesn't care that they smoke dope or whatnot, hell she buys booze for us if we got the moola. unfortunately they live quite a ways away from me. in any case i don't keep shit that my parents could find.
i'll probably just suffer for tonite then come halloween, get nice n shitfaced to make up for it. but dear god it's still TORTUROUS!
 
Find and buy the game postal.. There is nothing like it to get frustration out (nothing that wont put you in jail) and its even banned in some countries. ;)
 
ahhh newmarket ehh. i know a couple ppl from there, only through local friends who introduced me to em online though, i unfortunately don't get chances to travel as much as i'd like.

thus far i'm feeling a little better. i found a stout in the fridge called black wych... it's alcohol.. im drinkin it! plus i put on some ICP so my psychotic self is being exposed to the empty household and whatever poor soul happens to be online.
 
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