I will not be getting THIS guy high again.

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PradaPretty

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So. Wow.

I have this friend that recently started smoking pot. To, you know, take the edge off, right?

We all know that it has a different effect on different people. It's not for everyone.

I've smoked pot with him twice before, and there was really no change. I kind of figured that maybe he wasn't getting high. Well, tonight I pulled out the bong.

About fifteen minutes after we smoked a bowl, he starts staring into the air with this horrible look of sadness on his face. I put on some Sublime, thinking that maybe some happy music would lighten his spirits. I was playing Slayer.

I ask him why he's looking so sad, and he says that he's just thinking. I tell him to think happy thoughts. About things that make him smile. So he sits there and giggles randomly and then won't tell me what's so funny. Ok, fine. I'll look around on the internets while you're in your own little world over there. As long as he's having a good time.

So, then he starts crying. And talking about how things upset him. I listen to his troubles and comfort him the best I can.

Then he starts giggling. It goes like this: giggle, cry, giggle, cry, giggle, cry. And there's no break between any of these. It's instant. He's an emotional train wreck at this point.

So yeah. Should I never get Mr. Debbie Downer high again?
 
I definitely wouldn't smoke with someone that up and down while high. I always like to just sit back and relax and watch a movie or chat about randomness, not deal with people's stupidity. Ruins the buzz.
 
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I agree with Iccy and Max, maybe one more time. At his house, so you can bail the fuck out pronto if things go sour. Sounds shitty, but fuck it, at least you gave it the shot and just didn't even bother. :happysad:
 
I wonder what got him so fucking down, then up, then down again. Whenever I'm chilling with my stoner buddies (I don't smoke myself, could fuck up some things if I did), they're always happy or quiet.
 
Yeah, most of us stoners are happy and quiet, lol. He's a noob stoner with emotional problems.

He has "severe" ADD and stopped taking his meds. I'm pretty sure this is contributing to his problem. I'll make sure he's been to the psychiatrist before I smoke with him next time, hehe.
 
When I first started, I used to act extremely stupid. My friends said I was overdoing it and faking it, but I never knew how to explain to them that I wasn't faking the total retardation. I actually got wrecked after only one or two hits. I'd start making airplane sounds, and think that I was in a movie, so I'd act in front of a "camera" which was actually a mailbox.
 
D'ya ever beat off when you were high? (This question is guys only, ladies. LOL) (Heh.)

The first time was insane. I climaxed forever, and my ejaculate didn't spurt or shoot, but it came out all thick and slow - like squeezing a tube of toothpaste.

It hasn't happened like that since, but man alive.
 
My third time, I was fourteen and got insanely high. My friends and I saw a car driving down our street, so we hid. I was wearing a black T-shirt, so I thought I could use it like camouflage and lay ontop of the hood of a black Camaro. I stayed there for fifteen minutes convinced that I was invisible. I was lucky no one actually noticed or at least failed to acknowledge it...



Another fun experience:
Some friends of mine and I had a broken down car rigged up with a blacklight inside it and trashbags covering the windows. We would get laundry and/or dish detergent and make designs on the glass. Nothing is cooler when you're high than making creative expressions of yourself via blacklight...
 
A first timer should be asked if he is on any other meds.

Personally, I've committed much more stupidity while drunk with alcohol than high on weed.
 
Yeah, all of the experiences most of you guys are listing as the first few times you've gotten high, would never happen with me. Alcohol or acid, maybe. High, no way.

He isn't on meds, and this wasn't his first time. He NEEDS to be on meds.
 
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