I was told some shocking news ! HELP?

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Valilmy

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i am pregnant
i was told by my doctor that my baby resembles a goat
like it wont BE a goat, but its growth and bones are alot like a goat/sheep ceature
i am really concerned as it will get bullied and will need special treatment to cure the extra fur growth and possible feet reconstruction
i know it sounds ridiculous but i am blown away with it all

But its my beautiful child.
Does anyone have anyt advice on how i could cope with this news ??

Or even some names.

Please be kind

Love&Peace
 
Billy for a boy or Nan for a girl would be ideal names.

But think of how much you'll save, because with the fur and stuff, you won't have to buy the child a coat!
 
maybe you shouldn't have slept with a goat if you don't want your child to look like one
 
Either you are pregnant with the spawn of satan or you have a good source for free goat curry. Either way its a win win situation for you. Rule the world or free food.
 
This is why they have baby leashes, just buy one.. name your kid billy and no one will notice... You can even decorate the childs room like a farm.. oh how fun!
 
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