I was outside and a garden gnome saw me nude?

[Taylor]

YOu drive nude? hahhha

 

[Paulie The Greaser]

My neighbors garden gnome was staring at me while I got of my car whilst driving nude. Should I be worried about this?

 

[Robert P]

Only be worried if the gnome is staring at you while your sleeping

 

[number 1 due in june]

you should be very worried

 

[I Luv Kitties <3 Lol]

Looks like you need to take a trip to your neighbor's garden to see that gnome.With a bat :].
Or you could just threaten the gnome that you'll tell his wife that he's looking at other men :].Then the gnome will keep his mouth shut for sure :].

 

[Kat (in reserve)]

he was probably comparing the size of his rod

 

[ktray1275]

only if it laughed

 

[)(@)(]

don't be worried till he shows up in your bed tonight

 

[Jouvert]

Not at all. Next time wave at him. Gnomes like that.

 

[Jenn M]

i think the fact that you're on here asking about it worries some people

 

[Babee]

im sooo afraid of those things I used to have nightmares about them
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[thinktankthing]

was it still smiling?

 

[shadowatdustcatcher]

only if you show up on a Travelocity commercial

 

[Chris]

I would be. Those little bastards cant keep there mouths shut. Before you know all the other gnomes in the neighborhood will know. You better go and make sure he cant tell anyone.