This woman's cat managed to get into my garden, I thought to myself instead of trying to shoo it out I would take my .45 pistol and shoot the woman's feline companion in the face, I actually quite enjoyed watching the blood run from her little meowing tuna loving pal.
She said she was going to the Police about this, I said if she did I would just shoot her dog, isn't life fantastic?
She said she was going to the Police about this, I said if she did I would just shoot her dog, isn't life fantastic?