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Kiersten Butt.nut
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tell me a joke. make it funny. i like FUNNY!
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bossdave
Guest
what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
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~Kitty-Kat~
Guest
A man in a plane wanted to use the restroom, but when he saw the line for the men's he asked if he can go in the woman's.
"Mam, may I go to the woman's restroom? The men's is full and I have stomach problems."
"Sure, but don't press no buttons."
Rapidly the man went to the restroom. As he entered, he noticed it was very different from the men's. First of all it was pink, it had a smell of lavender and the mirror had little bulbs around it. But, what interested him most was that it had colorful buttons on the side. As he sat on the toilet he wondered then acted. He pressed the first button which said "W" and water was gently sprayed on his bottom. Then, "D" and a machine dried his bottom. " The third had "PP" and Powder puff was sprayed on his bottom. The forth had "VCBS" And Victoria's Secret Bottom Spray was sprayed. The final one had "ATR". But, when he pressed it, he woke up at the hospital.
"Mrs, what happened?"
The nurse shook her head and said: "You pressed too many buttons. I hope you aren't wishing for a family sir."
ATR represented "Automatic Tampon Remover"
"Mam, may I go to the woman's restroom? The men's is full and I have stomach problems."
"Sure, but don't press no buttons."
Rapidly the man went to the restroom. As he entered, he noticed it was very different from the men's. First of all it was pink, it had a smell of lavender and the mirror had little bulbs around it. But, what interested him most was that it had colorful buttons on the side. As he sat on the toilet he wondered then acted. He pressed the first button which said "W" and water was gently sprayed on his bottom. Then, "D" and a machine dried his bottom. " The third had "PP" and Powder puff was sprayed on his bottom. The forth had "VCBS" And Victoria's Secret Bottom Spray was sprayed. The final one had "ATR". But, when he pressed it, he woke up at the hospital.
"Mrs, what happened?"
The nurse shook her head and said: "You pressed too many buttons. I hope you aren't wishing for a family sir."
ATR represented "Automatic Tampon Remover"
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James B
Guest
Did you know that my 88 yr old Grandma doesn't need glasses at all?
Nope; she drinks straight from the bottle!
Nope; she drinks straight from the bottle!
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bigbeautifulmumsie
Guest
Q. Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
A. Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Q. What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A. They go into to town and blow a few bucks.
Q. What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A. Snowballs
A. Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Q. What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A. They go into to town and blow a few bucks.
Q. What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A. Snowballs
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nojuice89
Guest
Ok there are two guards at the boarder and they see 2 Mexicans trying to cross they catch them and the one guard says alright ill let you stay if you can use Green, Yellow and Pink in a sentence the one Mexican just turns right around, but the other one goes ok i got it"The Telephone goes Green Green I Pink it Up Yellow!!
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Dr House
Guest
I went to the toilet
And left broken hearted
Because i tried to sh!t
But only farted.
And left broken hearted
Because i tried to sh!t
But only farted.