I really need help with something

[Joanna T]

I need to take a shit, but it won't come out, and it feels really bad inside. Any suggestions?

 

[imjus2blac]

Pull your head out of your ass?

Yeah, this thread will last...

 

[Sayeed]

eat a lot of bran.

 

[cOr9<3]

I was thinking that as I read his post.

 

[Angry Grandma 2.0]

Buy some laxatives, read the directions, it will all come out in the end.

 

[Savagedancer]

It might help if you took your gay cousin's thumb out of it first.
Typical noob thread.

 

[ViewSonic]

Never mind guys it did work out in the end

 

[violetviolet]

Great! Now maybe you can get back to watching gay anime porn on the internet.
pfffft. Leave Nova. Leave now!

 

[Nicole P]

I bet that he is gonna make a thread titled "My head smells like shit, what should I do?" soon.



Edit: Am I allowed to say that outside of B&T?

 

[Butter Bean]

Try reading this thread a couple times. I know it made me shit. :thumbsup:

 

[kaylan b]

HAHAHAHA :thumbsup:


Hooray for the laxative thread.

 

[FlyBikes]

SHHSHSHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHHA!!!11 OMG GUYZ THAT WASA GOOD OINE!!!111

I Was going to suggest a tablespoon.

 

[marjorie(fritzies sister)]

Apple juice, you'll be sprayin in no time.:takeshit:

For future reference. :thumbsup:

 

[techa]

If you go to the doctor, they'll give you an anema. Not fun. Or they'll have you go to the pharmacy and buy this nasty carbinated laxitive that takes up to 10 hours to work. Not fun either. I have IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) and I go from being stoped up to always running to the bathroom. I find that when I'm stoped up, Phillips milk of magnesia works wonders. I have the chews and the liquid. It doesn't taste very good, but it's really mild and won't make you cramp up like ex-lax or some of the other pills you could take. I say just take a couple of swigs and swollow really quickly, go to bed, and see what happens in the morning. You can take some more if it doesn't work with the first dose. If it STILL doesn't work, then I'd go to something stronger. Good luck. I know how shitty not being able to shit feels.

 

[simon g]

The problem has gone away, at least for now. I fear that it may happen again, but I pray to god each day that I don't have to suffer through this again. I can only hope...