I prayed to God to give me a Honda Accord, but he never did?

[Food Dude]

So I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Does this mean I now have a better idea of how Religion works?

 

[mrhappy]

you should have prayed for a Jaguar....just sayin

 

[Lilia]

My dad is still praying at 81...he wants a red corvette...

 

[Smorb]

You are now qualified to be Pope -- or president.

 

[Kevin Unicorn Pride!]

you should have asked for a honda crx, those cars are pimp-tastic

 

[Lolitta]

You should have prayed for an American made car,

 

[George The Fat Pink Hippo]

If you gave me the car as a sacrificial offering, that would be truly religious and morally good.

 

[Goody Two Shoes]

honda accord wth man, God is LHAO at you...

 

[maurice]

Keep on praying, because in Acts chapter One it says the Disciples gathered together in one Accord.

 

[sonya]

HAHAHA no i don't think so but you are a bad ass!

 

[Star fire]

" Oh Lord Won't Ya buy Me A Mercedes Benz, My Friends All Drive Porsche's I Must Make Amends..."

 

[HHH]

As long as you aren't Catholic

Us Lutherans know he forgives us... You'll have to do a million Hail Mary's to be forgiven if Catholic

 

[Söur Girl]

ask for a donkey instead, god is a little behind the times

 

[Ðåzεd® Hellz Servant]

Nah - Honda's suck - God was just being loving and caring.

Sometimes the loving thing to do is to say no if the child wants something bad

<glances down> see? God has CLASS...