I pinched the postman's pedal bike and now I have a sack full of unwanted mail?

[Agoraphobe]

What should I do with it?

I must say it's a very nice bike - even the brakes work. Though the seat could do with being a bit higher )

 

[Spartacus]

No you didn't............silly boy = silly questions!

 

[DWB]

Would you mind giving us your full name and address so we know where to send the reward money?

 

[Bride of Squidward]

Let me get this straight, you pinched the postman's sack?

 

[Dan Man]

Since you are on a crime spree, why not open the mail and get a few credit card numbers.

 

[The Holy Moses]

An undelivered letter is technically property of the Queen.

Send it all to her.