I need to test my skills. Pick a topic, ANY topic, and I will attempt to create a...

[The Cheese Whisperer]

...haiku...?
ivory tinkles
cascade like the falling rain
and smiles through pain
the armadillo
and his bony little plates
make him bullet-proof
did you scratch yourself
with a dirty saladfork
between your buttcheeks?
zebra screams at night
the fish/dog will puke on sand
wet cherry rodeo
get in the cellar
a dark wind rattles the paint
and scours the soul